How Lovely it is that you found Me! I've been waiting...💋👑

Over 130 POSITIVE REVIEWS

😈Board the train to Lanaville where ALL kinks are embraced 😈

TW=Time Waster for the misinformed

Lana💋Goddess👑Mommy🍼Panties💦Socks🦶Treats💩🍋🩸🍃🍪Kinky Chat JOI😈🌶️GFE🥰Toilet Slave Training🚽Collaring⛓️SPH🔍🤭FinDom🤑🐷Vore🍽️ and more…


🍒🍒🍒Cum drop a DM to get to know the person behind the boobs! I am approachable and do not startle easily🍒🍒🍒

CashApp: $LovelyLana6969
Tips welcomed
Amazon gift cards welcomed

💋👑MILF without being a Mother…but I can be YOUR Mommy💋👑

Dick Rating: $5
Dick Rating by voice: $10
Drain Wheel: $10-$100(more available for 🐷💸)
Voice Clips $5 and up
Loser Tax: $15
Unblock fee: $50


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💖JUST GOT SIZE LARGE and XL PANTIES & THONGS IN TO WEAR FOR ANYONE LOOKING BEYOND MY SIZE SMALL & MEDIUM LISTINGS!!

💖WANT A CUSTOM WEAR WITH PICS AS PROOF? YOU SHOP THE ITEMS AND CHOOSE HOW LONG I WEAR THEM BEFORE VACUUM SEALING AND SHIPPING TO YOU!

💖FIRST TIME BUYERS (including virtual orders $25 and up) ask what freebie YOU can snatch up🌶️😈 

💖Got coins? We can arrange something!

💖I offer unique items and experiences tailored to your tastes! If you have a specific request, message Me so we can work on it!

💖If you have Dietary/Accessibility restrictions, message Me so we can find the perfect thing to satiate your appetite!

💖ALL requests heard and welcomed!😈✋🦶🧪🍋💩🍪🩸💨🦈💦👀🔍😂🐷💵❤️🤗🐛🍼🍽️💈

*****ABOUT ME*****
💖 (5'4") / 145 lbs
💖 Small but strong🍑 with enormous chest and small waist
💖 🍒 38DDD🍒
💖 US size 8/10 but a lot of it depends on the boobie cut!
💖 Size small/medium panties
💖 Ever changing hair color Goddess
💖 Hazel eyes that change colors with My mood
💖 Baby Feet 5.5/6 US depending on the shoe
💖 Natural and musky(light pubic area trimming) to ensure My scent gets soaked into whatever I’m wearing. I also shave and go bare as well as take Custom hair growth orders for physical OR digital orders 

😈😈😈NOW for the GOOD stuff😈😈😈
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*****KINKS*****
💖 Sing My praises. I LOVE a pig or simp!🥰
💖 Natural Dom. Pay to be controlled, ignored, humiliated or rated😈
💖 👋🏻 Mmmmm, I do enjoy a good spanking!🤤
💖 💦💩🍋🩸 kinks are ones I am having fun exploring
💖 Switch/Soft sub/Take care of me/Daddy kink👨‍🍼
💖 Foot worship🦶

💖 Mommy play for all the good little boys and even the ones who misbehave

*****WHAT I OFFER*****
👉🏻 Custom requests for physical items and digital content!🥰😈
👉🏻 My Worn/soiled/played in clothing has 24 hours wear as standard but additional time can be negotiated. See below.
👉🏻 Smell Me (freshly worn before shipping). Direct from My body to you🥰
👉🏻 Coins, CashApp, Amazon and Gift Cards of all kinds are accepted

*****My Items*****
💖 KEEP SCROLLING...THERE'S ALOT🤤
💖 PANTIES🩲
💖 BRAS
💖 SOCKS/PANTYHOSE/THIGH HIGHS🦶
💖 BOOTS/SLIPPERS/SNEAKERS/HEELS🦶
💖 AROMATIC TSHIRTS😴
💖 LOUNGE/COMFY CLOTHING
💖 PILLOWCASES😴
💖 BATHROOM SESSIONS (digital or physical orders)🚽
💖 Vials 🧪 OF SPIT(FLAVORED AND NATURAL)
💖 Vials 🧪 OF BATHWATER/DISHES/FOOT DUST/TOENAILS/FINGERNAILS/PUBES/🍑/🍋/💩
💖 MONTHLY SPECIAL WEEK RESERVATIONS
💖 PANTYLINERS🍑/🍋/💩
💖 LOOFAHS/MICROFIBER RAG🍑/🍋/💩
💖 BATHROOM TRASH
💖 DIRTY QTIPS/WAX STRIPS/RAZOR REFILLS/PIMPLE PATCHES/PORE STRIPS
💖 TOOTHBRUSHES-USED OR FRESH FOR YOUR DESIRES
💖 NAUGHTY CANDY AND GUMMIES🍭/🍑/🍋/💩🍪
💖 CHEWED GUM
💖 PEDICURE KITS-COMES WITH ALL ITEMS I USE PLUS ALL DUST AND CLIPPINGS
💖 LIP SCRUBBERS-FROM MY LIPS🍑 TO YOURS
💖 PAPER I WIPE WITH🍑/🍋/💩
💖 MASKS/COTTON PADS-BOOB SWEAT/🍑/🍋/💩
💖 STUFFED SCRUNCHIES🍑/🍋/💩
💖 ASHTRAY FROM 420
💖 SPONGES-USED OR 🍑/🍋/💩
💖 BREAD/MARSHMALLOWS/ETC🍑🦶
💖 PREGARGLED MOUTHWASH
💖 DRYER LINT
💖 EXTENDED WEAR AVAILABLE FOR MOST ITEMS
💖 SEXTING
💖 DOMINATION FOR A DAY/WEEKEND/WEEK
💖 MYSTERY BOXES
💖 PRIZE WHEEL
💖 PAY MY BILLS AND GET VIP TREATMENT!!!
💖 GIVE ME TASKS
💖 IF IT ISN'T LISTED, MESSAGE ME🥰
💖 TIP JAR (TIPS ARE NOT PAYMENT, SWEETIES)


*****🍑💦🍋💩ADD ONS🍑💦🍋💩*****
💖 Additional 24hr-72hr wear $8 per day⏰
💖 Additional wear after 72hr is $10 per day⏰
💖 Cummy Playtime $10💦 .
💖 No deodorant/extra sweaty $10
💖 Lemonade/Chocolate panties $10🍋/💩
💖 Naughty Lollipops(1 for $8, 3 for $20) 🍭/🍑/🍋/💩


*****🛑MY BOUNDARIES🛑*****
*No meet ups
*No face on videos
*No self/animal harm instructions(This goes both ways!)
*Everything else goes💋👑

*****💸Adopt a Bill💸*****
💖 PS5 $20
💖 VACATION FUND $25
💖 STREAMING SERVICES $50
💖 PHONE $50
💖 CREDIT CARDS $50 EACH
💖 GAS $75
💖 INTERNET $80
💖 GROCERIES $90
💖 WATER $100
💖 CAR INSURANCE $135
💖 ELECTRIC $150
💖 CAR PAYMENT $650
💖 GODDESS DWELLING $1250

📸🍒TITS FOR TIPS!📸🍒


*****BUYERS*****
*It's first come, first served, Sweeties! Please respond in a timely manner and pay fast so your item and spot are reserved. Follow this advice closely to ensure you always get what you desire. Thank youuuuuu!!

*Interested in something? Message Me to verify it's still available. I delete listings when the shipping label is printed.

*Scroll down to read info on My items and to see what I can offer you.

*Items and experiences can be personalized to your desires with add ons!

*****BUSINESS PRACTICES & SHIPPING INFORMATION*****
* 💵 Once you have sent payment, please message Me immediately so I can confirm and save the listing for you!
* 💵Most listings come with pics of the item on/in Me which are sent after payment is confirmed.
* 🚫🧴No Perfumes added to any of My items unless requested. Only My Natural Scents and Pheromones!!
* ⏰ I typically respond within 24hrs. Oftentimes sooner depending on My work schedule :)
* 💬 My kik is reserved for regular buyers, friends, or select purchases.
* 📦 No refunds-exchanges or substitutions only
* 📦Each item is individually tended to with great care and sent off with a kiss!
* 📦All items in your order are always individually vacuum sealed unless specifically requested otherwise!!! FRESH!
* 📦The entire order is wrapped in tissue paper and packaged discreetly
* 📦All items shipped USPS
* 📦FREE PANTY/LINGERIE SHIPPING within the US/Can add tracking for $5 or upgrade to Express Mail for $20–message for shipping costs of heavier items
* 📦International buyers please message to discuss shipping costs and customs forms.
* 📦Once package has been received by USPS, there are no refunds or returns.