Just your typical van vamp 🖤

I bounce up and down the US West Coast, living that van life dream and being a general menace to society. Hopefully soon one of my little souvenirs from the road will be bouncing into your mailbox.

SOME THINGS ABOUT ME

✍🏻 I’m a writer, mostly poetry, but I dabble in other forms—all erotic, of course
🎥 I love art films, new and old, the weirder the better. Send me a recommendation!
🎵 A good playlist gives me life, everything from dream pop to R&B to country
🍑 My favorite foods are street tacos, ramen, and fresh fruit (a mostly plant-based diet)
🫦 I’m queer, kinky, poly, and open-minded
💅🏻 I enjoy my grooming and personal care routines, but I keep it all natural. No shaving
🏖️ Maybe it goes without saying, considering the van life, but I love to travel

MUST KNOW PANTY DETAILS

My everyday panties include:
~ 24hr on-the-road panty wear
~ proof-of-wear photo
~ personal postcard
~ vacuum seal/ziplock (your preference)
~ USPS shipping with tracking #
~ discreet packaging

From there, the options are (almost) endless. Customizations are my favorite—extra days worn (10/day), hot and heavy workouts (10), wet and wild self-pleasure (10), and other delights! I'm fetish friendly and only bite if it's consensual. So slide into my DMs with the specifics of your desires, and we'll get you what you're looking for.

If you have something special in mind for me to wear, I’m more than happy to oblige. I'm a size S/M in tops and S/M in bottoms, bra 34A/32B, shoe size 7/7.5, 5ft 5in, and 130lbs.

All items come from a pet-free, cigarette smoke-free (420 friendly) home, and I do regular STI testing to ensure peace of mind and a safer product.

Ground shipping within the US is included in the item price, unless otherwise noted. I’m happy to send my panties internationally; shipping costs are simply an added fee, determined based on the destination. Pricing for perishables includes USPS Priority (two-day) shipping. I’m happy to ship USPS Priority Expedited/overnight by request (pricing is flat rate based on package size) to ensure the fastest delivery and freshest scent. 📦 Once a package has shipped, and I’ve sent your tracking number, it is out of my hands. I do not offer refunds.

I love collaborating on custom content, made specifically for you and your desires! Come to me with a creative idea, and I’ll eagerly get to work. Custom photos start at 1 for $5, 5 for $20, or 10 for $30. Custom video prices depend upon content but are generally $10/minute. Let me know what you’re looking for, and we’ll go from there. Neither videos nor photos show my face. But I flash glimpses of my smile for established patrons 💄

Thirsty? Vials of my sweet sauces are also available. Ask for my menu 🍸

Wears are first come, first served; orders are not booked and added to my calendar until payment is received. Payment must be received within 24hrs of a listing being claimed, or the listing will be released for other interested buyers. I accept CashApp $VampVanessa (preferred), Venmo, Amazon Gift Card, PayPal, or SP coins. Tips are never expected but always appreciated (and often rewarded) ☺️

I won’t haggle with you (trying will get you blocked), but I love a big bundle deal. Tell me everything you’re looking for and let’s get creative with special discounts!

Curious to try me at my freshest? I offer hand delivery starting as a $200 add-on! I’m often traveling up and down the West Coast, and I may be coming through your town. I might as well come say hi, don’t you think? 🤭 Message me for my itinerary. 🌟

Until a sale is confirmed with payment, I engage only through DMs on Scented Pansy. 

If you got this far, introduce yourself and tell me your favorite movie. I’ll send you a special surprise for being such a good reader 🌸

I can't wait to hear from you!

xo
Vanessa

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⚡️I retain the copyright to everything I make. So don’t be naughty and try to share it without permission. Such actions incur consequences.⚡️