Ribald Limerick Poems Pt. 2
The earnings from sales, oh my gosh!
But let’s not get cocky or posh.
The saving that’s higher
Is not from a buyer,
But from less often doing the wash
FOR THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FANS
At a dinner, the young Mr. Sable
Was aroused by Miss Fawn’s VS label
Seeing him so turned on,
The thoughtful Miss Fawn
Relived him right under the table!
Although I have much helpful chatter
Just a few few things in life truly matter
If you’ve made brownies to sell
And for yourself as well
Be clear which is which kind of batter