A HAPPY ACCIDENT  

There once was a gentleman who,  

Liked watching girls go to the loo  

One lady who pissed  

Turned red, ‘cause she missed  

He said, “ma’am, that’s a much better view!”

DOING THE JOB TOO WELL  

This morning, the panties I wore  

Had been left to dry out from before.  

They stuck to the tile  

And I pulled for a while,  

But I had to replace the whole floor.

TIME WASTERS  

There was a time waster named Lee  

Who vexed the poor girls of SP  

He whined, “I’m so charming,  

It is quite alarming,  

That I can’t seem to get things for free.”